Gifts & Registry

We’re so grateful to celebrate this special day with our favorite people. Your love, support, and presence mean the world to us—and truly, that’s the greatest gift we could ask for.

But, if you’d still like to give something more, we’ve put together a registry containing items from across the internet that we love and would be more than lucky to receive to help us start our new life together!

You can access our registry by clicking on the rotating poker chip on this page.

Wanna get real weird with it instead?

If you’re just not feeling the “normal” options or want to DIY something, we welcome you to lean into our weirdness and

Nothing is too strange for us! Together, we’ve put together a list of “specialty” items that are super necessary for starting our lives together as newlyweds, but probably can’t be found at Target or on Amazon.

While we welcome you to flex your creative muscles, we’ve put together a list of “challenge mode” suggestions here.

Challenge Mode

  • Taxadermied rat with a little man in his hat like a reverse Ratatouille

  • Any taxidermy, to be honest

  • Heat imaging gun (think Predator heat vision)

  • Embroidered “his and her” lobster bibs

  • Rhinestone encrusted electric fly swatter

  • Theremin (the instrument)

  • Any bizarre instrument

  • Oil painting of clowns storming the beach at Normandy